assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the
two were tired and fell asleep quickly-- he in the top bunk and her in
At 1:00 a.m., he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
"I have a better idea," she replied. "just for tonight, let's
pretend we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.