He who must be kept (fuzzface_63) wrote,
He who must be kept
fuzzface_63

So much time on my hands. So to speak.

The Ejaculator!

You have made 38.390625 gallons and 320.3852754375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.73 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,769,040,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9828 kittens.
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