He who must be kept (fuzzface_63) wrote,
He who must be kept

So much time on my hands. So to speak.

The Ejaculator!

You have made 38.390625 gallons and 320.3852754375 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats!
If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 2.73 football fields!
You have killed approximately 1,769,040,000,000 little swimmers.
You have killed 9828 kittens.

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