stolen from Bassbehr

1.What is your favorite word?: "dood" use it way too much.

2.What is your least favorite word?: "bush". go figure.

3.What turns you on?: bears of all shapes and sizes, foreskin, armpits.

4.What turns you off?: bad teeth, long hair

5.What sound or noise do you like?: The sound of my husband snoring beside me.

6.What sound or noise do you hate?: Volkswagen Beetles (EEEEEK)

7.What is your favorite curse word?: clusterfuck

8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?: Just about any. Giggilo. Really would love to teach.

9.What profession would you not like to attempt under any circumstances?: Pilot.

10.If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?: "I've been waiting for you to get here and send all these people home!"