With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman was able
to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital
and went home, her relatives came to visit.
"May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make
coffee and we can visit for a while first." Thirty minutes had passed, and
another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," said the
mother. After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the
"No, not yet," replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?" "WHEN
IT CRIES!" she told them. "WHEN IT CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to
wait until it CRIES??"
"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it..."