He who must be kept (fuzzface_63) wrote,
He who must be kept


Meme below
1. Is your second toe longer than your first?

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
Yes.  The Roller Ball kind.   Especially with a Highlighter on the other end.

3. Look at your planner for March 14, what are you doing?
Saying Goodbye to my husband as he heads off to Disneyland.

4. What color are your toenails usually?
plain ole toe nail color.

5. What was the last thing you highlighted?
An email from a customer that said the were finally shipping.

6. What color are your bedroom curtains?

7. What color are the seats in your car?

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
Yes, looked like Sylverster.   Matter of fact that was it's name.

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
A letter that I don't remember what it was.

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
Crack  Coffee

12. Who is the last baby that you held?
Oh dear.   They havent let me near a baby in a while.   WOuld be my friends baby who is now 3.

13. Do you know of any twins with rhyming names?
Thankfully no.

14. Do you like cinnamon toothpaste?
Not really. 

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
2003 PT Cruiser 

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators
Yeah.   Whatever.   Which has cuter players?

17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
More than five years ago.

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
Absolutely not.   Wallpaper is evil.   Really it is.

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?
A yellow rubberband that says Bandyball on it.

20. Last person to give you a business card?
Some lesbian at the Rainbow chamber of commerce last night.

21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
Masseuse.   Really the only person I right checks to.   I've tried swiping my ATM card in his crack but it doesn't work.

22. Closest framed picture to you?
Me and the Husband at Disneyworld from 2000

23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
My sister made us dinner on Sunday night.

24. Have you ever applied for welfare?

25. How many email addresses do you have?
More than 10.

26. Last time you received flowers?
None that I remember.

27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman?

29. Do you play air guitar?

30. Do you take anything in your coffee?
Yes.   Coffee.

31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines?
Never heard of it.

32. What was your high school's rival mascot

33. Last person you spoke to from high school?
Cindy Weller

34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?
A few minutes ago.   Use it ALL the time.

35. Would you like to learn to play the drums?

36. What color are the blinds in your living room?
A very light Mauve.

37. What is in your inbox at work?
No Inbox.  There is shit all over my desk.

38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?
blah blah blah blah blah blah Stupid Blond Drug addict dead.

39. What was the last pageant you attended?
Mr Sacramento Valley Bear contest.

40. What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Round Table

41. Have you ever worn a crown?

42. What is the last thing you stapled?
My expense report.

43. Did you ever drink Clear Pepsi?
No way

44. Are you ticklish?

45. Last time you saw fireworks?
July 4th, 2006

46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
Long time ago.   Don't really like them.

47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned their call?
My Mother.

48. Last time you parked under a carport?

49. Do you have a black dog?

50. Do you have any pickles in your fridge?
Probably but not sure.   If I do they are quite old.   But they last forever don't they.   They are like embalmed cucumbers.

51. Are you an aunt or uncle?

52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?

 comes to mind.

53. Last time you saw a semi truck?
on the way to work this morning as I passed it.

54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe?

55. Do you have a little black dress?
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