He who must be kept (fuzzface_63) wrote,
He who must be kept
fuzzface_63

Football finally makes sense

Football FINALLY makes sense......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to
her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's
bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing
each other over like 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
Quarterback!' I'm like..Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!


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