He who must be kept (fuzzface_63) wrote,
He who must be kept

You know google could rule the world

So I just installed *Google Desktop search*. It saves so much time
looking for files.

So I just thought they need new products:

*Google Brain Search* - you know the answer is in there and Google Brain
Search will help you find it.

*Google Home Search* - where's the remote, portable phone, etc. Google
home search searches your home and finds that missing item.

*Google Refrigerator Search* (with optional freshness monitor) - You know
you bought that item at the store but can't seem to find it in the
fridge/freezer. Google Refrigerator Search will search your fridge/freezer
and find it for you. With optional freshness monitor it can pro-actively
tell you not to eat it if it's old and expired.

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