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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.

Tequila® is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.

Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Tequila®. "Leave Shyness Behind"

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popicn
Feb. 14th, 2006 02:34 am (UTC)
That made my night!
envirobear
Feb. 14th, 2006 03:18 am (UTC)
Man, you've got THAT right...it's a wonderful tongue-loosener, too, and puts hair on a guy's chest ;) But none of that lime-and-salt crap, ok? Just straight up (so to speak)....
huffko3
Feb. 14th, 2006 05:34 am (UTC)
Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

Hard Cock can be your answer to your problems.
fuzzface_63
Feb. 15th, 2006 05:00 am (UTC)
that works too!
asthmaboy
Feb. 14th, 2006 07:49 am (UTC)
I've still not had Tequila, had the chance to a coule nights ago, but opted out as I had to drive home. :)
h0gwash
Feb. 14th, 2006 04:13 pm (UTC)
I can get you some cheap Tequila from Mexico.
fuzzface_63
Feb. 15th, 2006 04:53 am (UTC)
Personally, Tequila causes me nothing but pain. Like the saying, 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila,

floor!
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