GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

Crawford, Texas (AP)



A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President
George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books
were kept. Both books have been lost.



A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost
finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA but
there was no answer.