He who must be kept (fuzzface_63) wrote,
He who must be kept

I'm afraid my Husband is leaving me for another man.

It's true.  He's actually leaving me for a .   That damn orphan Harry Potter.   In about 12 hours he will be at Walmart buying the book and I won't get more than a grunt out of him for a couple days.   He say's he's not going to do it. He says that he is going to wait until tomorrow.  But I know, I've woke up before in the middle of the night to find him sneaking out to Walmart to buy a Harry Potter book.

Well I think I'll drag him to Lands End Beach this weekend.   At least that way while he is emersed in his book I can gaze at naked men.
Tags: harry potter, husbear

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