August 28th, 2006

Me 2014

When a planet gets downsized

Dear Pluto,

We are sorry to inform you that your size has been deemed inadequate. Don't
take it personally, many planets don't measure up anymore. Neptune is
close behind you. Over time the difference between a Planet and celestial
body has changed. Size matters. Don't worry there are a lot of other
solar systems out there and maybe you could get a job with one of them. Maybe
they aren't size queens.

Best of luck in your new ventures.