November 24th, 2004

Me 2014

Thanksgiving

THINGS YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING AT THANKSGIVING

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in? .
16. You'll know it's ready when the red thing pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Me 2014

I feel like I just negotiated world peace.

Every year since John and I met we have juggled Holidays.  His family lives about an hour away.  We would usually hit both families and just choose one to have dinner with.  This year, John's parents are going to go to Oregon to see his sister for Christmas.  He really wanted to eat dinner with his family.  I thought a simple solution would be to have my families Thanksgiving on Friday.   Well negotiations took three days but finally at 5pm yesterday an agreement was made and we will be having Thanksgiving at my sisters house on Friday. 

Yeah, no running.  That's what holidays are for so you can sit around and eat till your little hearts content.  Oh crap a whole day with my family I need to go score some pot.