Had dinner with my parents tonight as it was my mothers birthday. I almost got into fisticuffs with my father. What idiots. My mother said the only show she enjoys is Bill O'Reilly. I really can't believe I am related.
Then I tried to explain why gay marriage was the right thing to do. He just doesn't understand. To quote him "you have the same rights as I do. I can't marry a man either". What an idiot.
Proof this fruit fell a long way from the tree.