October 4th, 2004

Me 2014

Horse Auction

Little Johnny attented a horse auction with his
father. He watched as his
father moved from horse to horse, running his hands
up and down the horse`s
legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you
doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I`m buying horses,
I have to make sure that
they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS
guy wants to buy Mom."