May 18th, 2004

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A man and a woman, who have never met before, found themselves
assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the
two were tired and fell asleep quickly-- he in the top bunk and her in
the lower.

At 1:00 a.m., he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
reach into the closet and get me a second blanket? I'm awfully

"I have a better idea," she replied. "just for tonight, let's
pretend we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Ok so just finished catching up on about 100 friends posts. Livejournal was not behaving yesterday. I guess "PorkChop" the server I'm on was the one that crashed. Dunno if any of the comments I made yesterday made it.

I'm tired. I'm going to take a bath. Fuck I want my hot tub fixed! Work from home tomorrow so I can call and bug them.
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