1.) Dishnetwork has decided to remove VH1, MTV and Comedy central (and other stations I don't care about) 2.) Disney is trying to pay that fuck Michael Eisner 1 million dollars because we voted against him. (Damnit that's money that could be paid to me a shareholder!) 3.) Johovah's witness have knocked on my door twice today while I was in meetings setting the dog off.
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK ( ) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT (_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX (_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX (X ) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR (x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN (_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI (_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX (_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE (_) I NEVER HAD SEX (_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC (_)I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED (_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED (X ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED ( ) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT (_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME ( ) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT''S HOUSE (X ) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY) (_) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING ( ] I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX (x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ( ) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED (_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER (_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB (x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE ( ) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE (_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND (_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER ( ) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS (x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE (_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL ( X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER (X ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE ( X) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR [ ] I NEVER JERKED OFF ON CAM (_) I HAVE NEVER J/O WHILE DRIVING
TO PLAY I NEVER. PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD A "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.
