But I like sleeping indoors....
A big corporation recently hired several cannibals.
"You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees".
The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,
"Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, You fool !!! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo............, you had to go and eat someone important!"
Read this, then copy and paste into an entry, but change the answers
What’s in your wallet?
Cash: 1 20 dollar bill. Wow where did that come from, Ihardly every carry cash.
AAA Card: Expires Jan 2004
Star Wars Mastercard
Golden 1 Check Card (2 of em)
Schools Credit Union Check Card
Costco American Express
Block Buster $5 gift card
1 Bank receipts.
CA Drivers License
1 Reciept From Spa Shop
American Express Corporate Card
Club Bev Card
Sam's Club Card (Expired need to take it out)
BMW Motorcycle Roadside Assistance Card
Cigna Health Card
Picture of John & Me
Golden 1 ATM card (differnet from the 2 above. I wish they would issue one card for all accounts.)
$10 Century Theatre Gift Certificate.
Steam Works Membership Card
24 hour Nautilus Card
Some other Mens Club Card
That's a lot of crap.