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not mine recieved from a friend.

Thought these were funny.

COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago? They tracked her right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. They also tracked her calves to their stalls, but they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse ... you cannot post "Thou shalt not steal," "Thou shalt not commit adultery" and "Thou shalt not bear false witness" in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment!

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bearwad
Jan. 23rd, 2005 02:20 am (UTC)
i enjoyed that alot
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