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Funny things at the Olympics

Here are the top nine (actual) comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

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deepthroatbear
Aug. 30th, 2004 06:04 pm (UTC)
I should have skipped watching some of the coverage and just waited for this list! This was so much more enjoyable.
randomcub
Aug. 30th, 2004 06:21 pm (UTC)
*giggle*

My fave was the last one, because the announcer realized in mid-sentence.

furrbear
Aug. 30th, 2004 06:42 pm (UTC)
From the music at the closing ceremonies last night. After mentioning that some performer had represented Greece several times in the Eurovision Song contest, sidekick asks, "Eurovision? That's like American Idol, right?"
jacked01
Aug. 30th, 2004 07:17 pm (UTC)
I enjoyed this post alot
njbearcub1
Aug. 31st, 2004 05:31 am (UTC)
*giggle*

I loved that! Thanks!
pit6steve
Sep. 1st, 2004 01:09 pm (UTC)
THANKS for the good laugh this morning. It hit the spot. Of course #9 is my favorite.
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