He who must be kept (fuzzface_63) wrote,
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Dave Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex

#10 - A below par performance is considered good
#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers
#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot
#7 - Foursomes are encouraged
#6 - If you're good at it, you can still make money doing it as a senior
#5 - Three times a day!!! is possible
#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with Someone else
#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it every day
#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're done, and best of all.
#1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.

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