He who must be kept (fuzzface_63) wrote,
He who must be kept

A Quick Update

Been so busy at work I don't have time to Update.  I've been skimming my friends list but need to get caught up.  We are coming to the end of a project and the next two weeks will be hell.

Next weekend John and I decided to run away.  We are going to go to San Francisco and hang out on Saturday and then Go to Dore Alley on Sunday.  Woo Hoo!

And now for a joke:

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted to
take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way.... but was
very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for the
highly prized shoes.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of
one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go
out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a decent

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, y'all just go
and give it a try, why don'cha!"

The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps, determined
to catch herself an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the
side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep
in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot
gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim,
kills the creature and, with a great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy
swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed
silence. Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back.
Then, rolling her eyes and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out,
"Darn, this one is barefoot, too!"


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